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Sriracha2Go

Sriracha2Go

Look what we found. Now you can take your man sauce to-go. Put it on pizza, burgers, steak, chicken, meat, salad…That last one was a trick. Who eats salad? Not you, you eat meat. Meat with Sriracha every chance you get. So get this you manly son-of-a-bitch. And never have a spiceless wimpy mouth again. #Sriracha

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Dragon Bottle Opener

Dragon Bottle Opener

It’s a cast iron DRAGON! Anyone worth their salt knows that dragons have the power to open any bottle, anytime, anywhere. So don’t be a wuss! Man up and get a dragon to open your beer for you.

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Bone Switchblade Comb

Bone Switchblade Comb

Nothing says “dangerous” like whipping out a knife only to slick back your greased up hair. Everything about this comb is the real deal. Don’t settle for imitation toys. With its bone handle, real metal comb, and hair trigger, the only thing you’ll be toying with is the ladies hearts.

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The Adventurer's Holiday Gift Guide

The Adventurer’s Holiday Gift Guide

Is adventure in your bones? Is it in your blood? Is it in the very essence of your being? Then like me, you crave the most worldly of treasures, and handiest of tools. That’s why regular gifts just won’t do. Who needs socks?!?! I know I don’t. Not when you’re knee deep in the Amazon River wrestling a giant Anaconda! That’s why I’ve compiled this list: The Adventurer’s Holiday Treasures. Whether you’re swinging from a vine in Borneo, or being chased by marauders on a run away mining cart in Panama, these items will bring you luck or help you…

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Leather Scented Soap

Leather Scented Soap

Tired of smelling like a fairy princess after showering from that damn soap your wife buys? No more! This hand made leather soap will leave you fresh, clean, and smelling like tanned rawhide. Stop cleaning your kibbles and bits with your Grandma’s potpouri and start scrubbing down with a man’s soap. And watch out, these soap bars a big!

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Giant Huge Bird Eating Tarantula

Huge Bird Eating Tarantula

Keep your kids from breaking all your stuff in the game room with this gruesome tarantula. Have it guard the doorway. Tell your kids it’s still alive and just waiting to break through its glass box and jump directly onto their faces! This beast used to eat whole birds for dinner, and with the right coaxing you can make your kids think it will eat them too. Don’t have kids? Well man up and make some! Until then, this tarantula will still look pretty cool in your bachelor pad.

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The Wallet Ninja

The Wallet Ninja

What’s more manly than being able to open a bottle, tighten some hex bolts, drive some screws, open some cans, and also open some letters and boxes at the same time? Nothing that’s what! This is one MANLY multitool. The only downside to this tool is that it has a two-inch ruler. Who in the wild world of sports goes around measuring things that are only two inches long? Ninjas maybe, but not Manly Men.

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Allosaurus Dinosaur Skull

Allosaurus Dinosaur Skull

Looking for a conversation piece at your next poker night? We’ve got the answer for you. Museum quality dinosaur Skulls! When you’re down on your chips, slap this baby down on the table and go all in. Tell them you dug it out of your backyard or bought if off a trade merchant in Burma. With this piece, you’ll be the Alpha Male in no time.

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Leather Whip Holster

Leather Whip Holster

Clip your new bullwhip to your hip with this slick simple bullwhip holster. Don’t be the Dainty Dan who carries his whip around like a purse. Strap it down, cinch it up and get back to Adventuring!

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Real Leather Bull Whip

Real Leather Bull Whip!

Ah, the Adventurer’s best friend, The Bull Whip. On the outside an antiquated weapon, but for those who know, it contains a whole cornucopia of uses. Swing over too-far-to-leap gorges, snatch pistols from people 10 feet away, use as an impromptu set of reigns for your stolen getaway horse. The uses are endless!

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