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Bullet Bottle Opener

50 Cal Bullet Bottle Opener

When we made our list of The Top 10 Bottle Openers we had no idea this bottle opener existed. We are so. very. sorry. Obviously, a 50 cal bullet bottle opener, deserves a spot, if not, the top spot. So don’t shoot, open a cold one instead.

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Black Gun Mug

Black Gun Mug

Do you feel lucky? Punk. Go ahead, make my morning. This ceramic, gun shaped mug, holds 12 ounces of your favorite hot beverage. Go ahead, pull the trigger and buy it.

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Hardcore President Posters

Hardcore President Posters

USA! USA! USA! Our American presidents are Manly as hell! Democrat. Republican. Doesn’t Matter. Check out these EPIC posters of our Manly patriots.

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Bloody Heart Cake - How To

Bloody Heart Cake: How To

Manly Men! It’s Valentines day. Put on your manly apron and do something nice for your special friend. Make them the manliest cake in the world, a bloody heart cake. Just click the link and we’ll take you straight to the instructions. You’re welcome.

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Frosty The Viking Snowman

How a Viking Boy Became a SnowMAN

The story of Frosty the snowman conjures images of carrot noses, coal eyes, and corn cob pipes, but few know the history behind this winter icon and why every year, we dedicate ice statues in his honor….

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Viking Drinking Horn

Real Buffalo Viking Drinking Horn

The manliest of men, the Vikings lived to die in battle. And when they weren’t out conquering new lands or pillaging the countryside, they were celebrating with mead and lusty Viking women. Well we can’t provide you with lusty Viking women, but we can provide you with this real Viking Drinking Horn. So celebrate the way the Vikings did: by getting drunk out of a Buffalo Horn! Just be sure to cure it before you use it. You don’t want any buffalo chips in your ale.

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32 MB Hand Gun Flash Drive

32GB Hand Gun Flash Drive

It’s time to lock and load… your information! This 32GB gun drive will keep you looking like a real bad ass while downloading various kitten videos and puppy gifs. We know if takes a real Manly Man to appreciate the cuter things in life, but you don’t have to go and broadcast it all over the place.

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Mad Max Tank

Land Cruiser Tank

Whether you’re looking to beef up your perimeter security, infiltrate your neighbor’s communist stronghold, or just re-enact scenes from The Dirty Dozen, This tank is what you need. Nicknamed “The Badonkadonk” , it can cruise up to 40 mph, and has a full PA system ensuring you can be the biggest loudmouth on wheels and be safe within it’s armored shell. It’s operable from inside or popping out the top, so when the coast is clear you can feel the wind in your war torn hair as you cruise into the sunset and on to world domination.

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Manly Things Medieval Helmet

War Helmet

When was the last time you got into an axe battle? Last week? We thought so. Get this crusader helmet today and literally stop risking your neck. Line the inside with your favorite animal pelt, and then see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women!

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Viking War Hammer

Cold Steel War Hammer

Become the warrior carpenter you’ve always dreamed of being! This war hammer is 2 1/2 pounds of hammering, pummeling, and spike jabbing fury. The head of is dropped forged which means it doesn’t matter what you hit with it, it’s going to die. It also comes built with steel plating down the sides of it’s 30 inch handle. So when you’re fighting a samurai in the open field of battle, you can laugh down on him with delight as his bitch sword slides right off this hammer of PAIN.

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