The manliest of men, the Vikings lived to die in battle. And when they weren’t out conquering new lands or pillaging the countryside, they were celebrating with mead and lusty Viking women. Well we can’t provide you with lusty Viking women, but we can provide you with this real Viking Drinking Horn. So celebrate the way the Vikings did: by getting drunk out of a Buffalo Horn! Just be sure to cure it before you use it. You don’t want any buffalo chips in your ale.I'm Manly!
Whether you’re looking to beef up your perimeter security, infiltrate your neighbor’s communist stronghold, or just re-enact scenes from The Dirty Dozen, This tank is what you need. Nicknamed “The Badonkadonk” , it can cruise up to 40 mph, and has a full PA system ensuring you can be the biggest loudmouth on wheels and be safe within it’s armored shell. It’s operable from inside or popping out the top, so when the coast is clear you can feel the wind in your war torn hair as you cruise into the sunset and on to world domination.I'm Manly!
Become the warrior carpenter you’ve always dreamed of being! This war hammer is 2 1/2 pounds of hammering, pummeling, and spike jabbing fury. The head of is dropped forged which means it doesn’t matter what you hit with it, it’s going to die. It also comes built with steel plating down the sides of it’s 30 inch handle. So when you’re fighting a samurai in the open field of battle, you can laugh down on him with delight as his bitch sword slides right off this hammer of PAIN.I'm Manly!