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Drink More Whiskey

Drink More Whiskey

The title says it all. Drink. More. Whiskey. And when in doubt, when sad, when celebrating, or after a long hard day of work… Drink. More. Whiskey.

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Cast Iron Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener

Cast Iron Grizzly Bear

Let this Cast Iron Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener be your spirit animal as you chug down a few bottles. Summon the power of the bear and use his mighty jaw to open your beverages!

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Pine Scented Soap

Pine Scented Soap

Are you a man who loves the woods? Do you love it so much you just want to rub a tree all over your body? Well now you can you big manly weirdo! With this soap stump you’ll enter your shower a sweaty pile of stink meat and leave smelling of pine and the natural glories of nature.

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Lever Action BBQ Rifle

Shoot ‘n’ Cook BBQ Lighter

Guns can’t solve all the world’s problems, but they sure can light your BBQ coals! This Shoot ‘n’ Cook lever action BBQ rifle is proof. Just crank the lever and light a fire under anyone’s ass without filling it full of buckshot.

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Top 10 Manliest Chainsaw Art

Top 10 Manliest Chainsaw Works of Art

Art appreciation isn’t usually considered a Manly Man’s attribute, but its right up there with sub zero lawn care, survival barbequing, and bare handed animal skinning. However Manly Men are into more than just oil painting and clay pots. Manly men work with wood and chainsaws! That’s why we’re bringing to you the Top 10 BEST Chainsaw Works of Art. These are some of the most elaborate tree stumps and logs ever to be manhandled by a chainsaw. Enjoy!

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Lumberjack Holiday Gift Guide For Manly Men

The Lumberjack’s Holiday Gift Guide

The Holidays are almost here and if you’re a Lumberjack like me, then you’re tired of getting axes, flannel, and chainsaws at every holiday gift exchange. Enough already! I may be a Lumberjack, but that’s not all. I am a man. A man who likes things… many different things! And while I do love chopping down a big old Douglas Fir clad in the thickest of flannels, there is more to me than lumberjacking. That’s why I’ve compiled this Holiday gift guide. For all the misunderstood Lumberjacks out there who want just a little more. Enjoy!

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Red Long Johns

Red “Union Suit” Long Johns

Up in the wintery north, boxer briefs and underoo’s just don’t cut it. Sometimes a man needs a second skin to protect against the elements, and sometimes that skin needs to be bright red with a flap to take a dump out of. That’s why there’s the Union Suit Long Johns. A perfect blend of cotton, wool and nylon for those cold wintery nights.

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Camo Recliner Lazy Boy

Camo Recliner

No one will see you snoozing in this camouflage recliner. Perfect for the lazy hunter, the outdoor living room enthusiast, or any guy who wants to just fade into the background when it’s “that time of the month” for the Mrs.

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Amish Beard Balm

Amish Beard Balm

In the world of manliness, the Amish are masters in two categories: 1. Barn Raising and 2. Beard Grooming. So we’re not horsin’ around when we recommend this Honest Amish Beard Balm. Sooth your itchy-no-more wild chin forest the way the Amish do and your facial hair will be the bell of the beard ball!

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Carve a Chainsaw Eagle

Carve an Eagle with a Chainsaw!

It’s a problem that plagues all of us Manly Men: “I’ve got all these logs laying around and I’ve got nothing to do with them!” Well quit your bitching and start making some eagles! This book will show you how. Transform all your firewood into a variety of eagles. Who needs to stay warm for the winter when you can have eagle’s heads, eagles with fish, soaring eagles, and eagle benches taking up space all over your back yard? Nobody, that’s who. So grease up your chainsaw and get this book now.

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