Archive for November, 2014

The Wallet Ninja

The Wallet Ninja

What’s more manly than being able to open a bottle, tighten some hex bolts, drive some screws, open some cans, and also open some letters and boxes at the same time? Nothing that’s what! This is one MANLY multitool. The only downside to this tool is that it has a two-inch ruler. Who in the wild world of sports goes around measuring things that are only two inches long? Ninjas maybe, but not Manly Men.

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Viking Drinking Horn

Real Buffalo Viking Drinking Horn

The manliest of men, the Vikings lived to die in battle. And when they weren’t out conquering new lands or pillaging the countryside, they were celebrating with mead and lusty Viking women. Well we can’t provide you with lusty Viking women, but we can provide you with this real Viking Drinking Horn. So celebrate the way the Vikings did: by getting drunk out of a Buffalo Horn! Just be sure to cure it before you use it. You don’t want any buffalo chips in your ale.

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Eat ‘N Tool

Nothing is more Manly than being multifunctional. And that’s just what the Eat N Tool is. It’s a spork, a bottle opener, and it’s got three hex wrenches. Plus it’s got a carabineer so you don’t drop it over the side of your boat after you’ve had a few, and all your hex bolts are tightened.

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Allosaurus Dinosaur Skull

Allosaurus Dinosaur Skull

Looking for a conversation piece at your next poker night? We’ve got the answer for you. Museum quality dinosaur Skulls! When you’re down on your chips, slap this baby down on the table and go all in. Tell them you dug it out of your backyard or bought if off a trade merchant in Burma. With this piece, you’ll be the Alpha Male in no time.

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Turkey Boxing and the First Thanksgiving

Turkey Boxing and the First Thanksgiving

A lot of legend and folklore are often told of the first Thanksgiving, but one story often gets looked over. That’s the tale of the very first turkey tenderizing boxing match. On that day as the Indians gathered with the Pilgrims, an argument erupted between Big John the local bear fighter… 

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Night Vision Goggle

Night Vision Goggle

Are your covert operations stunted by your inability to see in the dark? Do you seek the abilities to stalk your prey in the dead of night with no sound? Then this head mounted night vision goggle is right for you.

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Red Long Johns

Red “Union Suit” Long Johns

Up in the wintery north, boxer briefs and underoo’s just don’t cut it. Sometimes a man needs a second skin to protect against the elements, and sometimes that skin needs to be bright red with a flap to take a dump out of. That’s why there’s the Union Suit Long Johns. A perfect blend of cotton, wool and nylon for those cold wintery nights.

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Bottle Opener iphone Hard Case Cover

Bottle Opener Hard Case Cover for the iPhone

Nothing is tougher than being a Multifunctional Man. That’s why you need to be the Swiss Army Knife of the party with this bottle opener/iPhone 5 case. Take a business call while opening a brewsky for a buddy. The ladies will swoon and the men will growl with envy.

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32 MB Hand Gun Flash Drive

32GB Hand Gun Flash Drive

It’s time to lock and load… your information! This 32GB gun drive will keep you looking like a real bad ass while downloading various kitten videos and puppy gifs. We know if takes a real Manly Man to appreciate the cuter things in life, but you don’t have to go and broadcast it all over the place.

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Leather Whip Holster

Leather Whip Holster

Clip your new bullwhip to your hip with this slick simple bullwhip holster. Don’t be the Dainty Dan who carries his whip around like a purse. Strap it down, cinch it up and get back to Adventuring!

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