What’s more manly than being able to open a bottle, tighten some hex bolts, drive some screws, open some cans, and also open some letters and boxes at the same time? Nothing that’s what! This is one MANLY multitool. The only downside to this tool is that it has a two-inch ruler. Who in the wild world of sports goes around measuring things that are only two inches long? Ninjas maybe, but not Manly Men.I'm Manly
The manliest of men, the Vikings lived to die in battle. And when they weren’t out conquering new lands or pillaging the countryside, they were celebrating with mead and lusty Viking women. Well we can’t provide you with lusty Viking women, but we can provide you with this real Viking Drinking Horn. So celebrate the way the Vikings did: by getting drunk out of a Buffalo Horn! Just be sure to cure it before you use it. You don’t want any buffalo chips in your ale.I'm Manly!
Nothing is more Manly than being multifunctional. And that’s just what the Eat N Tool is. It’s a spork, a bottle opener, and it’s got three hex wrenches. Plus it’s got a carabineer so you don’t drop it over the side of your boat after you’ve had a few, and all your hex bolts are tightened.I'm Manly!
Looking for a conversation piece at your next poker night? We’ve got the answer for you. Museum quality dinosaur Skulls! When you’re down on your chips, slap this baby down on the table and go all in. Tell them you dug it out of your backyard or bought if off a trade merchant in Burma. With this piece, you’ll be the Alpha Male in no time.I'm Manly!
A lot of legend and folklore are often told of the first Thanksgiving, but one story often gets looked over. That’s the tale of the very first turkey tenderizing boxing match. On that day as the Indians gathered with the Pilgrims, an argument erupted between Big John the local bear fighter…Read The Tale!
Up in the wintery north, boxer briefs and underoo’s just don’t cut it. Sometimes a man needs a second skin to protect against the elements, and sometimes that skin needs to be bright red with a flap to take a dump out of. That’s why there’s the Union Suit Long Johns. A perfect blend of cotton, wool and nylon for those cold wintery nights.I'm Manly!
Nothing is tougher than being a Multifunctional Man. That’s why you need to be the Swiss Army Knife of the party with this bottle opener/iPhone 5 case. Take a business call while opening a brewsky for a buddy. The ladies will swoon and the men will growl with envy.I'm Manly!