Archive for February, 2015

Dragon Bottle Opener

Dragon Bottle Opener

It’s a cast iron DRAGON! Anyone worth their salt knows that dragons have the power to open any bottle, anytime, anywhere. So don’t be a wuss! Man up and get a dragon to open your beer for you.

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Bottle Opener Wallet

The Long Neck Wallet

Everything important to a man should be in his wallet. So why wouldn’t that include a bottle opener? Not only will this wallet open all your bottles, but it’s got room for money, credit cards, and even pictures of all the bottles you’ve opened.

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Hardcore President Posters

Hardcore President Posters

USA! USA! USA! Our American presidents are Manly as hell! Democrat. Republican. Doesn’t Matter. Check out these EPIC posters of our Manly patriots.

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Bloody Heart Cake - How To

Bloody Heart Cake: How To

Manly Men! It’s Valentines day. Put on your manly apron and do something nice for your special friend. Make them the manliest cake in the world, a bloody heart cake. Just click the link and we’ll take you straight to the instructions. You’re welcome.

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No-Nonsense Craps: The Consummate Guide to Winning at the Crap Table

Oh Crap, Craps.

Some men play for sport, but Manly Men play for keeps. That’s why you need to stop screwing around and dig into this no nonsense guide to winning craps. Dice aren’t just for playing Monopoly anymore little baby. Get this book and fill your manhood and your pockets to the brim now.

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Heart Shaped Scotch Stones

Silver Heart-Shaped Whiskey Stones

Manly Men love a strong woman, who loves a strong scotch. Looking for a Valentines Day, anniversary, birthday, mothers day or just plain nice guy gift for that special lady? Get her these silver heart shaped whiskey stones.

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit : For Her

This Valentines Day, show her you care and understand her pain. With this public toilet seat survival kit. Every special lady should be able to cleanly and safely plant her tush where she pleases.

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Groundhog Day : With Bill Murray

Groundhog Day : With Bill Murray

Happy Groundhogs day. Any movie with Bill Murray in it gets a Manly callused-thumbs-up from us. If you haven’t seen this movie, then you don’t have a funny bone.

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