Are you a man who loves the woods? Do you love it so much you just want to rub a tree all over your body? Well now you can you big manly weirdo! With this soap stump you’ll enter your shower a sweaty pile of stink meat and leave smelling of pine and the natural glories of nature.
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Nothing says “dangerous” like whipping out a knife only to slick back your greased up hair. Everything about this comb is the real deal. Don’t settle for imitation toys. With its bone handle, real metal comb, and hair trigger, the only thing you’ll be toying with is the ladies hearts.
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It’s time to start shaving like a man! Throw out those multi bladed orange peelers and get a shave the way it should be done! This shaving kit is covered in skulls and crossbones, warning weaker men of it’s real shaving power. But it’s not just the packaging that makes this kit. Slather on the included shaving cream and chissel out a smooth manly mug with it’s “Cut throat” razor. Then rub down your new cut jawline with the aloe infused after shaving balm. After this shave, you’ll never drag another 10 bladed monstrosity across your face again.
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Tired of smelling like a fairy princess after showering from that damn soap your wife buys? No more! This hand made leather soap will leave you fresh, clean, and smelling like tanned rawhide. Stop cleaning your kibbles and bits with your Grandma’s potpouri and start scrubbing down with a man’s soap. And watch out, these soap bars a big!
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In the world of manliness, the Amish are masters in two categories: 1. Barn Raising and 2. Beard Grooming. So we’re not horsin’ around when we recommend this Honest Amish Beard Balm. Sooth your itchy-no-more wild chin forest the way the Amish do and your facial hair will be the bell of the beard ball!
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These cigar shaped colognes may not contain the sweet taste of tobacco but they do smell of bergamot and vetiver, blended with wood and jasmine. What kind of wood? Who gives a rat’s ass! They’re manly colognes in cigars! So slap some on your face and then go eat a steak.
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