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Mint Chewing Gum Lighter

Mint Chewing Gum Lighter

Fool them all when you light things aflame with this pack of gum! Devilishly disguised as a traditional pack of doublemint gum, this item is really a refillable butane lighter. Perfect as a gift, or keep for yourself and trick your friends.

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Bottle Opener Wallet

The Long Neck Wallet

Everything important to a man should be in his wallet. So why wouldn’t that include a bottle opener? Not only will this wallet open all your bottles, but it’s got room for money, credit cards, and even pictures of all the bottles you’ve opened.

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

Public Toilet Survival Kit : For Her

This Valentines Day, show her you care and understand her pain. With this public toilet seat survival kit. Every special lady should be able to cleanly and safely plant her tush where she pleases.

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Groundhog Day : With Bill Murray

Groundhog Day : With Bill Murray

Happy Groundhogs day. Any movie with Bill Murray in it gets a Manly callused-thumbs-up from us. If you haven’t seen this movie, then you don’t have a funny bone.

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Elvira Mistress of the Dark Cutout

Elvira Mistress of the Dark Cutout

Feast your eyes on one of the most beautiful women ever to live: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Set up this life sized 80’s beauty in your very own man cave. Use her to console you after long fights with the wife. But don’t gaze into her beauty too deeply, she might just possess your soul.

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

This one is almost a trick post because, lets face it. This movie should already be on your shelf. And no, downloaded on a file somewhere does not count. This movie deserves to be held in your beefy hands, touched on a weekly or daily basis, and physically put into your DVD player. Anything less is just sacrilege.

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Naked Lady Pens

Naked Lady Pens

It’s hard to get lonely when you’ve got these sexy ladies at your fingertips. Write down whatever you want and then the fun begins. She takes your notes and her clothes off for you! It’s like having your very own “naughty” secretary strip show right in the palm of your hand!

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Top 10 Manly Beer Bottle Openers

Top 10 Manliest Bottle Openers

It’s time for our list of the MANLIEST bottle openers in existence. The only thing manlier than opening a brew with one of these bottle openers would be to just pop open a cold one with your teeth! So unless you want some huge dentist bills in your future, take a look. This list has a bottle opener for every Manly Man!

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Exploding Golf Balls

Exploding Golf Balls

If you’re a man’s man then you do your business over a round of 18 holes. But all that investment talk, and stock quoting can get pretty dry. So next time you’re sealing the deal on the green, liven up the game with these exploding golf balls. Whether it’s with foreign investors or just some good time buddies, you’ll be the hit of the country club.

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Turkey Boxing and the First Thanksgiving

Turkey Boxing and the First Thanksgiving

A lot of legend and folklore are often told of the first Thanksgiving, but one story often gets looked over. That’s the tale of the very first turkey tenderizing boxing match. On that day as the Indians gathered with the Pilgrims, an argument erupted between Big John the local bear fighter… 

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