Navigate to Cuba AND tell time with this handsome brass beauty. It’s an intricate fully functioning piece of high-seas, high-tech machinery. You’ll be the talk of the captains lounge!
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Let this Cast Iron Grizzly Bear Bottle Opener be your spirit animal as you chug down a few bottles. Summon the power of the bear and use his mighty jaw to open your beverages!
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Feast your eyes on one of the most beautiful women ever to live: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Set up this life sized 80’s beauty in your very own man cave. Use her to console you after long fights with the wife. But don’t gaze into her beauty too deeply, she might just possess your soul.
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This one is almost a trick post because, lets face it. This movie should already be on your shelf. And no, downloaded on a file somewhere does not count. This movie deserves to be held in your beefy hands, touched on a weekly or daily basis, and physically put into your DVD player. Anything less is just sacrilege.
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Are you a man who loves the woods? Do you love it so much you just want to rub a tree all over your body? Well now you can you big manly weirdo! With this soap stump you’ll enter your shower a sweaty pile of stink meat and leave smelling of pine and the natural glories of nature.
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If you’re a manly man on the go, then you know you need to keep your guns locked and loaded and your tech charged and synced. That’s where this tough little baby comes in. Made from flexible engineering-grade plastic the compact size is perfect for travelers, commuters, students, and adventurers.
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Land ho! Now you can spot your great white whale or (find out which of the the neighbors dogs has been pooping on your lawn) with this Captain’s Telescope. It’s made of seaworthy brass and comes in a nautical rosewood box for the fancy Mr Sea Pants.
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Nothing says “dangerous” like whipping out a knife only to slick back your greased up hair. Everything about this comb is the real deal. Don’t settle for imitation toys. With its bone handle, real metal comb, and hair trigger, the only thing you’ll be toying with is the ladies hearts.
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It’s hard to get lonely when you’ve got these sexy ladies at your fingertips. Write down whatever you want and then the fun begins. She takes your notes and her clothes off for you! It’s like having your very own “naughty” secretary strip show right in the palm of your hand!
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Sure you’re a man, but do you have the suave sophistication to play baccarat? Secure your place in the halls of real men with this baccarat rule book. Confuse lesser men with your gaming knowledge and join the dignified ranks of James Bond and Hugh Heffner. Start your high rolling today!
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