Up in the wintery north, boxer briefs and underoo’s just don’t cut it. Sometimes a man needs a second skin to protect against the elements, and sometimes that skin needs to be bright red with a flap to take a dump out of. That’s why there’s the Union Suit Long Johns. A perfect blend of cotton, wool and nylon for those cold wintery nights.
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Clip your new bullwhip to your hip with this slick simple bullwhip holster. Don’t be the Dainty Dan who carries his whip around like a purse. Strap it down, cinch it up and get back to Adventuring!
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Ah, the Adventurer’s best friend, The Bull Whip. On the outside an antiquated weapon, but for those who know, it contains a whole cornucopia of uses. Swing over too-far-to-leap gorges, snatch pistols from people 10 feet away, use as an impromptu set of reigns for your stolen getaway horse. The uses are endless!
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When you’re a man’s man then there aren’t many socks that can contain the power of your well defined calves. And nothing is more embarrassing than the naked sheen of a man’s lower leg. Now you can defy gravity to the amazement of onlookers with these sock garters. Be the envy of all bald legged wimps and walk with pride.
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Whether you’re looking to beef up your perimeter security, infiltrate your neighbor’s communist stronghold, or just re-enact scenes from The Dirty Dozen, This tank is what you need. Nicknamed “The Badonkadonk” , it can cruise up to 40 mph, and has a full PA system ensuring you can be the biggest loudmouth on wheels and be safe within it’s armored shell. It’s operable from inside or popping out the top, so when the coast is clear you can feel the wind in your war torn hair as you cruise into the sunset and on to world domination.
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Looking for class, style, and sophistication? Well look no further gents. This rich velvet burgundy smoking jacket can turn any schmoe into a suave, intellectual yachtsman just by slipping it on. It’s got three deep pockets lined in black velvet to keep your smoking pipe, lamborgini keys, or bricks of gold safe and secure. The belt tassles add style that only the elite will envy. Why smoke in just a button down when you can wear a jacket that says, “Hey, there’s smoke in these lungs.”
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When was the last time you got into an axe battle? Last week? We thought so. Get this crusader helmet today and literally stop risking your neck. Line the inside with your favorite animal pelt, and then see your enemies driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women!
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Become the warrior carpenter you’ve always dreamed of being! This war hammer is 2 1/2 pounds of hammering, pummeling, and spike jabbing fury. The head of is dropped forged which means it doesn’t matter what you hit with it, it’s going to die. It also comes built with steel plating down the sides of it’s 30 inch handle. So when you’re fighting a samurai in the open field of battle, you can laugh down on him with delight as his bitch sword slides right off this hammer of PAIN.
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